Soundtrack to Pitying Yourself on Valentine’s Day

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This is not just another sappy article telling you how you’re great without a significant other on Valentine’s Day, reassuring you that it is merely a Hallmark holiday, explaining 52 easy steps on how to have fun with your girl friends on Cupid’s big day, or offering you a wealth of GIFs that might make you laugh through your tears. Instead, I’m offering all of you who weren’t asked to a date party, who just broke up with your significant other, or who are merely perpetually alone something tangible for February 14th. Feel free to grab a pint of your favorite Ben and Jerry’s, and sulk to my "Soundtrack to Pitying Yourself on Valentine’s Day."